For the latest we go to the news desk of KWCH and Ace Reporter, Dave Roberts:

Police have named the following “Persons Of Interest”:

Peter Griffin, who seems to have a long-standing feud with “Guy Dressed As Chicken”, and

The C10 gang of anthropomorphic cows who represent rival restaurant Chik-Fil-A and are violently opposed to the eating of themselves by other creatures, especially those who can read their native patois.

In other news, tune it at 11 to find out which area neighborhood should be evacuating immediately and why.